Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML
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Myrra_fml 0
No idea what size that dog was, but regardless, you should have had him/her on a leash. YDI. :/
PureGold 0
Awww!! You should really have put it on a leash, shelter dogs can be crazy at first lol. Are you positive you'll never be able to find him? :(
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cherrytwiz 0
ever heard of this amazing inventioned called a leash or a crate? could've used any rope...
americayay 0
I hope people realize that microchipping is dependent on someone finding the dog and being able to read the microchip, instead of just keeping him or giving him away, or hitting him with a car. The dog would have to be taken to a vet or pound where they can actually read the chip.
americayay 0
I adopted my cat from Petsmart, a beautiful maine coon, and he's as sweet as can be nearly 2 years later. Yet I realize that his only car rides since we got him have taken him to new and unfamiliar places. Before that, it took him from his loving owner who took great care of him, trained him well, had him neautered and groomed and then got deployed and couldn't keep him. Someone mentioned this, but usually car rides have been traumatic for shelter animals. You should have know better, or you didn't do any research on adopting an animal.
lifewithsarah 0
Awww, this makes me a little mad. the dog should have been on a leash, and even if it did get away you should be searching for it not writing about it on some website!
bloodyhell9398 0
that sucks... i agree with 79 look for it
jasmine1259 2
poor doggy i hope it's okay out there by itself :(
twindaddy 0
You deserved it. You ever heard of a leash?
earsybearsy 0
awwwww i feel really bad for you and the dog because you are now dogless and 100$less and the dog doesnt have a home!!!!!!!!!! :(
Alfredo_fml 0
No wonder why he was in the shelter...
Jboolia 0
#70, actually I was a great dogwalker, and when I worked I saw many people overpowered by their dogs. If this person just got this dog, it is understandable that they could be overpowered. Get over yourself, ass.