By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 033
You deserved it 3 410

Same thing different taste

Comments

I'd have just blamed it on anyone standing nearby

Why do little kids cry at the smell of a fart?

All the characteristics of a properly executed fart.

aliciousness116 16

Haha that's evil, I would have laughed it off.

davek 36

That's not a suck, that's ******* epic

Sounds like a stinky situation! The little girl was probably wondering "Do you have to let it linger?" :-)

Gotta love those bodily functions. Can't control them and have no choice but to live with them.

Dude, that's like a major sign of being unhealthy.

KayleeFrye 39

No, it's not. Farting is, unfortunately, perfectly normal. It happens. Farting is in no way unhealthy or a sign of being unhealthy. It may be a bad sign if it happens constantly, is painful, or accompanied by other symptoms, but it doesn't sound like the OP is dealing with that kind of situation. I don't know where you get your information, but it is woefully inaccurate.

born_hustla 26