Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
WCARlover 35
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
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Comments (62)
kittykat1497 7
you gonna embrace that? huh, pedi ear?
loverBall 0
wow sucks to be you if no one found you attractivee or atleast interstinggg or maybe it could be the fact tht you just want people tht you could never have and thts why you think no one crushed on you till this little girl came alonggg./: fyl INDEED
lindseyluvszac 4
Shit, take it as compliment. At least there's still hope for you. Now... post a picture so we have an idea of what you look like.
kittykat1497 7
you gonna go for it? huh, pedobear? O_o
Immatheprez 0
whats wrong with that???
daisyloo 7
She's like five years old!!!
kaileigh10 2
Awww. I'm sorry. :(
green_eggs_and_h 0
Ew? There's nothing gross about this as long as op doesn't return the five year-old's affection in a physical way. Just saying.
daisyloo 7
It's gross.
green_eggs_and_h 0
that was meant for 22 ^^^
ZTD09 2
If you were pedobear, this would be an LML.
zimandme123 0
ew
frecktured 14
Benjamin Button!
Xathanos 16
Just wait, there will be someone for you later on. Being a pedo is never cool mkay?