Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
WCARlover 35
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
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Comments (62)
Jasminee254 0
:) jusssst wait till she's 18.
IIIXIII 0
thinking about this enough to post it online...thinking about a 5 y.o. all day huh? yeah...did you tell yourself "in 13 years blah blah blah..."
taytoc 10
get some
Bams430 0
Pedofile!!!!!!
daisyloo 7
That's embarassing....sorry FYL! :/
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
I don't see how he deserved this? /:
Acaprice14 9
well you still have hope if you're at most 25. in 13 years you will be 38 and she'll be 18...20 years younger, but hey, better than Michael Douglas.
LovelyLady5 0
your profile pic is interesting...?
bitchslapped22 14
How would you know that no one has ever had a crush on you? Crushes don't walk up to you and tell you they like you, unless they ask you out. I know I haven't asked out every single one of my crushes.
mello111 1
ohhhh that's sucks!! but you got a lil kid who's gotta crush on your
missjet 0
in13 years u can have her