Anonymous
Canada
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
mylove
United States
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Unloved.
New Zealand
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Would you rather it was a different colour?
Mirorbo 27
I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~
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Comments (64)
thestrangedude 10
On a sicker level maybe it's used?
lux0rd 18
It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.
shutupmichaela 18
John?
mFUNdo21 17
16's comment is funny because her picture looks like testicles
xnyletak 17
Well, it worked for John Tucker.
Ambient25 25
OP is going to be tucking quite a bit
darlingdollie 24
All the men wore it well after J.T. did!
Al_Egy 5
Have you been putting off a gay vibe lately?she might just be trying to make you comfortable enough to come outta the closet. Either that or she needs tutoring in modern day underwear.
shhhaaarrron 12
Your mom is a great troll x)
myeverydaymylife 21
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that she could possibly be hinting that he should get laid? Lol but if not, then your life sucks mate.
fay32 16
does it come with a matching bra too?
ThomasBombadil 31
Out of curiosity OP, what did you get your "mum" for her last birthday?
Marie314 17
Darn, she got the wrong color!
worldclassrager 41
Happy birthday...wrong gift?