Anonymous
Canada
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
mylove
United States
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Unloved.
New Zealand
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Would you rather it was a different colour?
Mirorbo 27
I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~
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Comments (64)
yuzuhere 21
Mother knows best!
carelessxdanger 9
just say thank you (:
graceinsheepwear 34
What's thong with this picture?
KingreX32 21
sorry my mind went somewhere else entirely. And its disgustingly disturbing. So don't ask.
laden_swallow09 35
If that's all it takes to put you into therapy, you definitely have deeper issues than Mummy giving you frilly underwear.
laden_swallow09 35
"Joke's on you, Mum. I'm a transvestite!"
josefr 1
This is hardly an FML my mother got me one when i was 15. its a joke.
perdix 31
You mean you want to keep going out in public showing panty line? Your mom just wants you to show off your ass and your nuts in the best possible way.
The_Cool_Dude 5
There must be a message in that
challan 19
was there a hooker in it?