Anonymous
Canada
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
bdaygirl
United States
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
mylove
United States
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Unloved.
New Zealand
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Would you rather it was a different colour?
Mirorbo 27
I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~
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Comments (64)
yesyesnonono 10
Did you recently break both your arms?
kellyem2 20
Please write a follow-up. I would love to know the context and/or reasoning behind this.
bigboi00069 6
People in Canada say mum?
sanecatlady 13
Yes, many people in Canada do. They also say "bum" to mean a person's behind. If you think that's unbelievably bizarre you're the one with a problem and you need to just get over it.
DavidKnows 11
She wants you to stay out of HER panty drawer!
mxij 13
Hey, maybe she thinks it will help with the crease lines
marcusadam21 2
*MOM
awilliams44 9
Kinky.... Maybe she wants u to get laid
esserskat 12
I'm 100% sure that you have tried it on OP.... Did you feel sassy?
AliSama 17
They do make men's thongs. I would never wear one. Google it. Also in other English speaking countries thongs are sandals. However i doubt that this is the case.
buckdharma 38
A line forms on my cheeky bum A line forms on my up and down It's stuck up my middle like a rubber band I'm a toy and I'm a man I'm 18 and I like it