Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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ChaosZirconia 0
Yeah. It's usually good to Find Out What's Going On before you try and console someone.
carriealana 0
I've got to agree with #2 and #3. If you're trying to get with her, don't tell her it can't be that bad! If she's upset, she thinks it's bad whether it is or not; and in this situation, it was pretty bad.
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Comments (40)
CherryBomb17 0
at least ask her WHY she's having a shitty day before you negate her feelings as the prattling of a shallow bitch. honestly, i'd stop trying to get with her, you've lost already.
Sammara 0
The proper phrase: Aw, what happened? She was looking to talk about it.
24788 7
You need to be nice about everything.
bsaucedo 0
well wtf thats not ur fault, ur just tryna cheer her up .
xoxo_carween 0
eeeeeeeeek. "/ goodluck trying to make yourself feel un-crummier than her day was (:
soccerplayajj 0
Dumbass why did u try to make her feel better when u didn't know what the problem was? Next time ask her if she wants to talk about it... YDI... FHL
Alexgoesfml 3
That is why you ask her what is wrong before you get to the comforting. You need to be on the same page as her to comfort her. It's not a YDI moment nor a FML moment. More like FHL.
MagicMeds 0
get to the part where your life is ******, rather than this part where nobody gives a ****
geovanni 9
ur life is effed, the cousins life is over! think about that...
katieb999 0
wow she had a great day. LOL