Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
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Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Top comments
Blind_Ninja 0
It's a sign. Don't tan.
Amkii 0
At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
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Comments (40)
holynemesis1208 3
5 year old and a pack of crayolas works like a charm everytime.
ilawlzatyou 0
My feet don't tan that much, I don't think I would notice a difference...
mikeyellenlee 0
I know someone that got skin cancer from tanning beds. It really is a stupid effing thing to do.
Panic_fml 0
That's just stupid. The tanning and the socks.
youngxreckless 0
pretend you're in marching band. sock tan lines ftw!
were_giraffe 2
thigh high boots! :)
graciegirl 0
i feel your pain.. i get a gorgeous sock tan-line every year from track. it's really attractive.
tonce6701 0
how is that possible..u stay there for at least 7-8 min and u dont notice u have ur socks on??/
alex_vik 1
So...you didn't even feel the socks on your feet? Or not feel the tanning bed on your heel? Or notice them when you were taking your clothes off? How the heck do you manage that one? Besides the fact that you're apparently numb in your feet, you deserved it for getting a fake tan.
Poke_419 0
Genius...But I agree with #24, my feet don't tan very well either...Who cares. No one will point and laugh or anything...