Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
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Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Blind_Ninja 0
It's a sign. Don't tan.
Amkii 0
At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
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Comments (40)
f_this_s_123 0
YDI for using a cancer machine.
jampang6 5
One word. Boots!
bogan35 0
hello boots!
theanimepanda 4
it's okay. I don't like tan feet, either.
cheeseandvampire 1
wear ankle boots theyre super cute and yea
yzzami 17
One can be pretty without being tan
chocolatekitty 7
I believe girls shouldn't get tans, and should be happy about their skin. Be glad that you even HAVE skin.
_sike_ 2
It's a sign
jairolover 25
boots.