Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML
Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
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rlerke 0
puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
perdix 31
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.
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Comments (93)
rileykins 0
PUNCH THEM IN THEIR BABYMAKERS!!
Perversive 0
I wanna **** you so hard.
FFML_314 12
I want to watch you walk backwards into a volcano.
Perversive 0
I wanna **** in your face. comment moderated lmao
Perversive 0
damn you fml mods.
FFML_314 12
Now it looks like I was talking to Riley. I wasn't! I swear there used to be a creep here.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Liar. You were just being mean to Riley and had second thoughts. No takebacks! Feel the meanness flowing within! Let it take control! Your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!
rileykins 0
lol i only read your first one on there and i was like whoaaa why!?
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
um that sucks..
mahmah88 2
you shouldn't have been out so late the night before getting trashed...then you wouldn't have had to spend the day in the bathroom
lillylove8180 0
It never said she was gettin' trashed, it said she was throwing up, probably from just a sickness. If she was hungover, this wouldn't be an fml, it'd be her fault.
jhoops 0
Mr. Belevdere says. Hmm.......sounds awful! (Smoke a joint)
CloudEnvy 17
Whoa, Deja Vu.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
All over again?
imright24 0
YDI for not going home when you first started puking.
scarlettbraylee 0
that's mean://
smileyme 0
man life can suck.
purplerokks876 0
miracle whip
RebeccaWvvv 0
that blows
misfitSuperStar 0
Should've rubbed some puke somewhere @ their desk where they couldn't find it to clean it!! Revenge rocks!!!