By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 302
You deserved it 2 909

Same thing different taste

Top comments

puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.

perdix 29

I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.

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FFML_314 11

I want to watch you walk backwards into a volcano.

I wanna **** in your face. comment moderated lmao

FFML_314 11

Now it looks like I was talking to Riley. I wasn't! I swear there used to be a creep here.

Liar. You were just being mean to Riley and had second thoughts. No takebacks! Feel the meanness flowing within! Let it take control! Your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!

lol i only read your first one on there and i was like whoaaa why!?

CAbullet_Caitlin 0

you shouldn't have been out so late the night before getting trashed...then you wouldn't have had to spend the day in the bathroom

lillylove8180 0

It never said she was gettin' trashed, it said she was throwing up, probably from just a sickness. If she was hungover, this wouldn't be an fml, it'd be her fault.

imright24 0

YDI for not going home when you first started puking.

scarlettbraylee 0

Should've rubbed some puke somewhere @ their desk where they couldn't find it to clean it!! Revenge rocks!!!