Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
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Krirn 21
They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.
dude1122332 9
50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!
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Comments (194)
jenmay80 0
I work in a nursing home as well. I feel your pain :(
Izabushel 65
I did this as well for one of my elderly patients who was seeing imaginary spiders. The next day she had forgotten it was me that was 'killing' her spiders, and she said to me in a cheeky voice that she knew there were no spiders there, she was having the nurse on. Trolled by a 90 year old.
kellyelly 9
That was probably super awesome for them! You were the hero of the day. :)
picante72 24
You should be knighted for your service and valor.
mk58 31
Methinks this is a case of elderly trolls.
Druu 53
Who let the dogs out? NOBODY. NOBODY LET THE GODDAMNED DOGS OUT.
dianafuentes 17
this is by far the funniest fml ever
dsamanthas 6
That's awesome
MisterDoge 14
How could you!
ChoolyBooly 32
My all time favorite FML so far!