Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML
Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
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afdude87 6
hmm sounds like a job for whiskey
timma90 4
I'll be your friend OP. :)
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Comments (34)
FarSide 23
Did you have to bring your FML here? We really don't care.
BugsBunny1 4
Well this is what FML is for.
BunnehDino 0
Atleast you're getting paid. :D?
perdix 31
Tell him you'll pay a cover charge and buy the two-drink minimum so he can make you laugh like a comedian in a nightclub.
yesiyes 0
your not a failure,their dads condom was a failure..
ancora 1
If your friend feels obligated to hang out with you, that doesn't sound like a very solid friendship. It sucks to lose a friend, but sometimes people grow apart or realize that the premise of a friendship was wrong in the first place. It's better to surround yourself with people who actually want to be there. Unless your friend is a complete ass in general, I can't fault him for not looking out for his best interests too. Perhaps your friend was just a bad friend to begin with, though there is the possibility that it's a result of you being a bad friend first. You may want to figure out what may have gone wrong in your friendship so it doesn't happen again.
athemay86 3
what a freaking doucebag. you're better off without a friend like that anyway
aliserboi97 0
go to the bar and get drunk
flockz 20
alcohol will help it always does
techman321 1
sounds like your best friend now is alcohol...