usarmywife
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Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Nothanks
🌶️ Spicy
Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
Anonymous
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Painful romance
Today, while my spouse and I were 'doing the do' we went to change positions… but instead we changed the location of their shoulder joint. Fully dislocated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouch!
Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Slapstick
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Anonymous
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
anonymous
Lubbock, United States
Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
Top comments
williamcarter93 13
a dislocated hip would be a hell of a lot more than a turn-off. she said dislocated hip. That means the femur came out of the acetabulum. It's like pulling the arm bone out of the shoulder socket. and you do this a lot? You're going to have arthritis like a ************ by age 50. You might even have a connective tissue disease.
Charlene Copage 1
This happened to me a lot. And has been for the past 4 years. I'm only 20. I feel ya pain. It's not fun. Kinda of a turn of sometimes, ruins the mood.
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Comments (33)
WhatHappenedToIt 22
any chance your pregnant? it happened to me when I was 7m pregnant.
laowang 13
27 is not ripe age, it's young?
Miss_Whipped 43
That was the joke.
tckm1699 7
I don't usually dislocate my hip but sometimes I can feel my leg popping up by my hip, and I'm only 18!
ArmyVet1 16
I hope you heal up fast and get better soon OP. Sorry to hear that. you might want to get a bone density test done. Good luck and God Bless
wickedgetz 30
bdsm ain't for everyone.
nononsense14 8
That's the best kind of sex
Jordan Pfluger 2
too much passion lmao hope you feel better lmao
Manual_Manoosy 21
That's Amazing!!
rhiannonleesarah 14
My friend is 23 and does this regularly