jackzz
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
son
Israel
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
tariel
Barred for life
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
BrokeAsFuck
United States
Brilliant
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
User06606
United States
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Yuni
United States
Mom of the year
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
waiterrrrrrrrr
United States
Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
pizza girl
Nettleton, United States
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
hexphoenix
San Francisco, United States
Customers from hell
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
Fuck you guys!
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
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middlenamefrank 8
How was your service? Did you assume that you didn't have to serve her like any other customer? Perhaps YDI.
_kyleG_ 34
She's acting like you did when she served you food as a child... Different being is that it isn't cute for an adult.
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Comments (76)
kjlancaster 21
Maybe, since it was your mom, you got a little careless or too comfortable and gave bad service...?
ladybugz23 13
thats **** up
iwadasn 33
If your service was so bad that your own mother complained about you, maybe you need to rethink some things.
ShaunaMarie88 9
It didn't say OP served her/his mom, I think it was someone else who served her who must have sucked.
Hildy93 21
Your mom sucks
SPFINATOR1993 10
Maybe you should try harder.
boudica9 6
if your mom was that upset about your service she could of been nice about it and told you what she thought you did wrong in private. that way she helps you and doesnt get you in trouble.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Was your service good? That's your mother of course she gonna be hard on you
Rodville 28
NEVER SERVE FAMILY!! I don't care if you're a server. A cashier, or a fast food worker. If you work retail say away from friends and family. It's nothing but grief.
Shaolin_za 8
Either your mom is a nasty piece of work, or there's something else you're not telling us OP