Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
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Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
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Flaptrap 8
HEY. Look on the bright side, you kind of conquered your fear... At least you did a barrel roll :D
1tsmenoah 20
I know this sounds like a long shot but are that person from that video who backed out on the high dive and hit the smaller one on the way down?
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Comments (70)
91hayek 31
And the judges scores are: 6.5, 6, 7, 6.5, 8. Need less vocals.
allie2590 31
Slippy toad says: "Do a barrel roll!"
jerryj 27
It's Peppy that says it. Slippy is more like: "Fox, get this guy off me!"
allie2590 31
Let me make my joke about OP slipping and then doing a barrel roll.
1tsmenoah 20
#20 slippy always dies though
nikkibodnarchuk 26
Try again!
JMichael 26
All I could think of is that little rabbit off Star Fox that says "Do a barrel roll!"
1tsmenoah 20
His name is Peppy and he's a hare
Dawminator 16
I would be scared because I'm actually scared of water not heights.
lacrosse_53 10
Was it fun
cokeman666 10
do a barrel roll.
False_Stupidity 42
Could have been worse, you could have belly flopped from the high board. And at least you are taking steps to face your fears and conquer them.
Mons_fml 27
I hope you were following My initiative and wore swimming goggles. Safety first.
worldclassrager 41
What were the ratings after your fancy dive?