Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML
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Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML
Today, I spent a ridiculous amount of time working and reworking a design for a client. Eight hours and many tears later, she sends an email saying, "Let's go with the first design. I liked that one the most." FML
Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML
Today, my boss is out of the office and sent me an e-mail asking me to multiply two numbers together and send her the result. Apparently she doesn't know that her smartphone has a calculator app. FML
Today, a client wanted me to change the design I'd given him, again. I've been working with this client for a week now, giving him many designs throughout the week, and he rejected all of them. After all of the changes he wanted, he said that I should just use the first design I sent to him. FML
Today, a coworker sent a last-minute request for a highly complex custom report based on a spreadsheet. It took most of the weekend and Monday to get right because he'd screwed up most of the calculations. The client was pissed; they'd wanted it done by 5PM GMT that Friday. He'd sat on the request until 5 EST Friday. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my superior, who went to meet with client yesterday, told me I needed to prepare a detailed list of changes to enhance the design of a marketing video, and refused to tell me the client's feedback they received, then told me I should figure it out myself. It's the weekend, and they want it by Monday morning. FML
Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML
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vertigoisarat 8
You should send it as a .fu
QDonahue16 9
Don't you love people like that?
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vencku 13
This is when you send back: "Your request cannot be processed as insufficient data was included in the original email. Please specify required format." And you repeat that line whenever she contacts you until she gives an answer. No matter what else she says. Just keep spamming the same message.
ligerzero459 24
Stop sending it until she describes exactly how she wants it. Tell her that you have other clients to work with and that you can't spend all day on this
d4m4s74 12
Try open document format (open office)
Zebediabolical 43
YDI for sending it 5 times without getting the proper specifications. If she won't give you the information you need don't waste your time on her. Just make sure you keep copies of the correspondence in case she tries to start shit for you with your boss.
rokolodo 10
Pdfu format? That always works.
xkncas 8
Contact her boss and your own boss and let them know how much of a dumb employee she is, and how difficult she is to work with.
mattorama 15
Odds are they already know and don't want to deal with the crazy person themselves, so they let her handle extra office communication to get the crazy out of their hair.
lucianaamelia 21
Change the entire document to white font and send that to her. Stupid annoying person
stardustjunkie 12
As others have said.. PDF will work on anything so if she she says the same thing to PDF just don't bother wasting your time.
simsgirlgem 25
Send it with FU one of two things will happen she won't get it and still badger you or become pissed which if it were me be worth it
crazytwinsmom 25
Ask her to send you a sample of what she wants. Then you'll know.