Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML
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Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML
Today, I spent a ridiculous amount of time working and reworking a design for a client. Eight hours and many tears later, she sends an email saying, "Let's go with the first design. I liked that one the most." FML
Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML
Today, my boss is out of the office and sent me an e-mail asking me to multiply two numbers together and send her the result. Apparently she doesn't know that her smartphone has a calculator app. FML
Today, a client wanted me to change the design I'd given him, again. I've been working with this client for a week now, giving him many designs throughout the week, and he rejected all of them. After all of the changes he wanted, he said that I should just use the first design I sent to him. FML
Today, a coworker sent a last-minute request for a highly complex custom report based on a spreadsheet. It took most of the weekend and Monday to get right because he'd screwed up most of the calculations. The client was pissed; they'd wanted it done by 5PM GMT that Friday. He'd sat on the request until 5 EST Friday. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my superior, who went to meet with client yesterday, told me I needed to prepare a detailed list of changes to enhance the design of a marketing video, and refused to tell me the client's feedback they received, then told me I should figure it out myself. It's the weekend, and they want it by Monday morning. FML
Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML
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vertigoisarat 8
You should send it as a .fu
QDonahue16 9
Don't you love people like that?
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Xivion 19
Not sure if you thought of this hut perhaps ask her for the correct format? Idk just an idea ~. ~
Zebediabolical 43
The last line of the original FML states the client won't tell OP the format.
iamwagger 5
r/TFTS
tory1234 2
Change it to all a bunch of the formatting and keep sending her it until she tells you.
SammiixSue 13
Why don't you, oh I don't know, ask her what format she wants it in?
Shade1982 20
Considering the text "She won't tell me what the requested format is", it's a fairly obvious guess he's already asked that question.
Nhk_fml 4
Tell her to "go **** yourself" then walk calmly out of your office to your car and leave tell your boss you need a vacation and come back in 2 weeks problem solved
floatablebullet 7
Send her a picture of a dick-butt in a format you've already sent her. Depending on her response you will be able to call bullshit
twice_as_shiny 7
I'd be done with that. If she wants it that bad she'll tell you what format, but until then you probably have more important things to do.
ChuckNorris2 4
Send her an email demanding to know the requested format.
fantasyworld 37
I wouldn't send her anything until I knew the format.
AmbrosiaFan 18
USPS the document to her. Registered mail (something she needs to sign). How are you asking her about which format? How is she replying? Is there another email address to send it to her? Ask what program she is trying to use to open it?