Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML
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Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML
Today, I was swimming at the beach. At the end of the day, I felt a huge hard lump in between my toes. When I looked closer and pushed on it, it sounded and felt exactly like a bean bag. I had a blister from the day before and it had filled with sand. I had to cut it open to pour the sand out. FML
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tylerbrynds 15
Pee on it
darwinism 30
At least your intentions were good OP. Good on you!
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Comments (87)
purplebabytacos1 14
At least your heart was in the right place.
Kyle1dc 17
Not the hand though... that DEFINITELY was in the wrong place.
silverstream20 20
I commend you for your noble intentions OP. Hopefully you didn't get stung by that jellyfish.
CobraLazerFace 21
Don't mess with his jam.
rjt93 18
All Hail to the Jellyfish, the savior of the planet by doing heroic act like "stinging" the hell out of people and others
ThankKeplar 2
Turtles do that too, poor things, thank you for trying to be a good person
classycoop 12
That must have been a shocking experience
CandyPewPewPew 29
Spongebob overlooked that jellyfish.
Journiexo 18
Wanna go jelly fishing???
narwhalicious 15
Sorry man. They do look really similar,I hope it didn't sting you too bad.
tony1891 22
if you had a plastic bag you could put the jellyfish in it
schhichick 14
And why would you want to put a jellyfish in a bag? That's just cruel!