Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
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I can't stand leg puns! 23
Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"Apply water to burned area"
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Comments (26)
ohsnapword 21
"Actually, I was going to say YouPorn, but thanks for the suggestion."
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Dats cold
Jezterking 15
"So we do have something in common!"
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
"but unlike you I'm only thankful for the ****, not for the paycheck I use for feeding my meth habit"
RichardPencil 32
Were you going to say, "A bathroom door that locks and lotion?"
smarterass 6
And then you tell her I love your videos btw
edmunson 22
Now that's a fast thinker! I'd say they won the day...
Dynamite73 25
Get rekt
species4872 20
She's got your number by the sounds of it.
bmannyc 3
Um thats something to be grateful for
LycanGod 27
possible good comebacks: "true pornhub, where I get to see your amateur videos" "yes, pornhub, where I upload our videos"