Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
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Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, my wife insisted on getting burgers at like 11:58, two minutes before the place closed, which was a dick move. As she’s placing her order, I clearly heard the guy in the back going, “For fuck's sake…” as he restarted the grill. I wouldn’t have blamed him if he spit in her fries, honestly. FML
Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
Must be the best fast food spot around, she drove 45 min.
tylercarolinex 21
you just cant win with some dumb ass people OP! tell her to shove it in the microwave
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Comments (49)
xx000o 27
Tell her that she had nothing to worry about, that food is always served weirdly cold.
Kurby14 21
common sence is not strong with that customer...
devinaww 15
and spelling is not strong in this one..
Skoff_fml 27
What... You mean food loses heat over time? What is this sorcery!
HoboMeth 36
Fast food jobs just suck
vampire623 6
no people suck
butlins11 12
At that point you just hang up the phone
SplineMan 4
I'm kind of concerned that this woman actually has a license to drive :( OP, you're right -- you can't possibly get paid enough for that :(
saffy66 34
This just proves my theory that some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
dreamful_artist 14
Sorry you had to deal with someone like that op, they're very rude.
jberg583 12
Wow... She's an idiot
worldclassrager 41
If it's that far of a drive just eat in the parking lot...that's what I do when I have a pretty long drive back home