Today, at my graduation for my high school GED, my parents said they were getting all my family and my girlfriend together. So we all went out to a steakhouse down the road, everyone ordered steaks. Turns out the 'surprise' was me paying. I only got 50$ grad money, and the bill was 159.98. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
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Kuroftw 0
Your family are assholes.
Raceta 5
You should have climbed out of the bathroom window and bailed :) hehe.
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saailaway 0
#16 thats what i thought. what kinda of chinsy ass steakhouse did you go to..
panther6806 0
YDI! Because you got a GED! HA!! Good luck getting a job buddy. GED = SUCK AT LIFE
martie5 0
That's ****** up
ledguitar 0
Wow some of you commenters are ******* assholes. Yeah he may have not finished high school but at least he/she cared enough to go back at get a GED. And you don't even know the reason for dropping out. Good job on getting your GED and FYL. Next time take them out, order the most expensive thing on the menu and make them pay for you.
dnav1102_fml 0
Ur family sucks
hahaha6 0
#169- Don't be a jerk and they won't get deleted. You know that its usually other users that flag your comment's, right? So STFU about the FML staff!
nate666 0
I would tell my family to go to hell and order some more food and make them pay.
gothnotemo 0
CONGRATS!
rev_78 0
HAHAHAHA I love people who put down other people who have GEDs like myself. I've had plenty of high school grads and college grads work under me. Ignorance is passing judgment on those you don't know anything about. To the OP, take this with a grain of salt, move on and better your life. I'm the youngest of 3 kids, my 2 older siblings are college grads and I still make more than them. To all you misspelling, judgmental, high school grads who are so proud of it, you remind me of the "popular" kids who always passed judgment in high school and ended up in trailers later in life. Calling others ignorant because they "flunked" school yet you don't even have the faintest comprehension how wide of a scope the GED covers... Enjoy your high school graduating miserable lives.
SteveO513 0
Ah haha that sucks maybe u should have paid attention in school u dumb shit