Today, at my graduation for my high school GED, my parents said they were getting all my family and my girlfriend together. So we all went out to a steakhouse down the road, everyone ordered steaks. Turns out the 'surprise' was me paying. I only got 50$ grad money, and the bill was 159.98. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
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Kuroftw 0
Your family are assholes.
Raceta 5
You should have climbed out of the bathroom window and bailed :) hehe.
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Comments (341)
Flounder 2
Why did you put up with that? There is NO reason you should have paid for everyone's meal. Why didn't you man up?
Tim3 0
there's no way your family could be that mean just dont pay next time
deathproof_fml 0
Your parents are pricks.
Tim_00000 0
Well to all of you saying i deserved it, certain circumstances required me to get my GED. For one, i was homeschooled. And my mom wasn't helping by ordering my school work. So I just went and got my GED. Last grade completed was 11th. They wanted to graduate me in a church homeschool group, but never got around to getting me the work. And before that, I was a straight A student. And for all of you saying that was a cheap meal, my family consists of My mom, grandma, stepdad, and his grandma. then me and my girlfriend. 6 people @ 160 = 26$ average a person
elretardo 0
Dude that sucks ass break some knee caps
rodneyp 0
V
sublimedude777 0
Oo I would shoot someone!
slash1396 0
you couldnt just pass high school the right way?? sorry that sucks what they did but ydi for bein stupid
MiniFil 0
Just say you need to get your wallet in the car and run Ming Ming!
SHiESTYiNiCK18 0
Lmao that crazy sorry aboutthat