Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
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Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML
He doesn't even go here!
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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doriboo 13
Kids are learning. They can't expect her to go out there and be perfect. Even if they were professional ballet dancers, I bet they weren't perfect when they were five. Asshats.
ThePols 11
That's so ****** up. Holy shit. Probably because she did better than their ugly ******* kids.
imagineapc 11
It was an asshole move, for sure, but so is a parent praising every mediocre thing their kid does.
klaudia_ 14
Peasants.
vampire1618 5
At my HS graduation one of the speakers had terrible social anxiety but still gave her speech on how far our class had come (she was one of us) and the adults in the crowd started making fun of her, yelling stuff, and blowing airhorns - just overall rude. Finally one of the students got up and yelled at them to "show some damn respect". Sadly not everyone grows up and learns how to act. Get your daughter something nice (like a big ice cream) and tell her all the good things people said about it.
hrhlovesrar 8
I would have smacked the shit out of those rude assholes
nick3600 22
She'll be the one booing when they're in their deathbed asking how they did in their life
stezmina1 8
What is wrong with people! They are absolute pieces of shit they sound like they need a ******* good kicking! Hopefully karma gets them on their way home!
KaylaTackett 18
That is so rude!
speakfreely 21
That's pretty terrible and cruel