toot_toot_turtle
Monroe, United States
Today, at my brother's baseball practice, two 6 year-old girls wanted a piggy back ride. I get this a lot due to my size, so after telling their mom how good I was with kids, I let one get on my back. I then promptly tripped over a puppy and face planted, resulting in a crying child. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Is the puppy okay?
Welshite 40
You failed, OP. This was a test of your spatial awareness, and it's only going to get worse. Next it will be trip wires and LEGO pieces.
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babetgirl 14
Am I the only one that wonders why OP get's asked for piggyback rides because of her size?
DoomedGemini 38
Maybe op's tall?
toot_toot_turtle 8
I am very tall and have strong legs.
jttorkildson 21
I gave a piggyback to a friend's little sister once and she kept bouncing and tugging on my shoulders and I told her to stop because she was throwing my balance off, but she didn't and I fell, right on top of her. It was pretty awful, so cheer up OP, you could have landed on the kid.
Redmond64 16
That sucks
saffy66 34
Anyone who boasts about being 'good with kids' is just tempting fate.
scottishoatmeal 22
Your username is awesome
toot_toot_turtle 8
I am awesome. Thanks!
PePziNL 20
Is your brothers baseball ok?
BabyCakes818 16
Bragging will get you nowhere but the opposite result. Lol.
toot_toot_turtle 8
I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D: