Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
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Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
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anniebananie 3
That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you ****** the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.
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livvy09 0
firstly, piss off #1, it wouldn't be a hen night if she didn't get insanely drunk, it's all part of the fun. Don't comment if all you're gonna do is insult the OP. and secondly, how funny!!! laugh about it, that way it becomes a really funny story and not a cringeworthy memory of what should be (and sounded like) an awesome night.
TheMattMan 0
omg wheres photos???
helpmeiamblind 0
You, my friend, are a *****. How does it feel?
MissUnderstandin 0
i'm an english major and i could care less if people have grammar or spelling mistakes on fml...seriously... and i'm sure your husband will appreciate your...expertise...ha
sobe23 0
to #80, strippers are popular for bachelor and bachelorette party. Who cares. What happens at the party stays at the party.
99MDC 0
Way to be a grammar Nazi, #5.
loveyahun 0
Wow...
Tapey 1
Honestly I would just laugh if my fiance did that! Its too funny. That said I would request that its the last time she does it. Imo almost Everything is forgivable on a bachelor/ette party.
secretlifelvr15 0
haha i probably would have done the same thing
donnief88 0
share the pics lol