Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ddrluna 2
What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.
Seegtease 0
This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (280)
texmas 0
That's so not a bad thing. I mean, the sliding across the floor and falling clearly sucks, but among other things, that janitor is ******* awesome and he saved you from further embarrassment/a majorly awkward movement by making it funny and making the memorable part about HIM, and not just terrible and about you.
ZiggyMorrison 0
shut the **** up 64 scrubs is awsome and anyone who said YDI can go **** themselves theres nothing even remotely your fault but you could have played it off and been part of the joke still that is an FML whoever says it aint is a stupid bitch who thinks all the fmls should be incredibly miserable
shamille 5
WIN. lol that is kind of embarrassing. but you could've played it off. i don't know what baseball players do besides slap each other on the but though. you could've bowed like "thank you, thank you" your janitor is awesome, by the by.
Grimm665 0
that janitor is the man
were_giraffe 2
don't be running in school? and yeah. that was funny. your life is nowhere near f***ed =)
DankJemo 0
hahahahaha! Seriously, this isn't an fmylife... this is just funny. You need to laugh at yourself because this is a funny situation. you may be embarrassed, but it's funny as hell! 2 points awarded to the janitor for his excellent timing, and delivery.
wtfuckery 0
Oh my God, I would have just about died laughing if that was me. That janitor totally saved you from an FML and made it an epic win.
snoopy24_fml 0
haha that's not an FML, this is just funny ;)
Rodjmeister 0
Do you go to Mt. Blue High School? Cause that totally sounds like something Don would do. and I hope you laughed cause that's an awesome one.
falcons666 0
thts not so bad