Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
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ddrluna 2
What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.
Seegtease 0
This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"
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_mcs_ 0
Not a FML at all. xD I would have stood up and made some little funny comment. You definitely have to make the best of those situations. I would love that janitor at our school. xD
mnm2arts 0
i agree with #4, that's not a bad experiance, i would be cracking up!
wolfwithdances 2
Repeat of everyone else, but grin and bear it. It's a little embarrassing, but not that bad, and I don't think they were laughing at you. Just try to laugh it off.
shenxing 0
I have to agree with #6 and the others that say that actually sounds pretty cool. The janitor I think was trying to give you a way out of an embarrasing situation. Next time that happens, get up, dust yourself off and just say something like, "that's how the [insert favorite baseball team here] do it."
Yumiko_fml 0
lol. That's awesome. You should have atleast asked for a tropy afterwards.
sarah2144 14
Your janitor rocks!
awalkb 0
you're a little bitch for thinking that iss an FML, do you ever have fun without getting embarrassed?
beyondperception 0
The janitor just won. I'm sorry, but he did. Everyone was laughing at the janitor, not you. You caused humor. Enjoy it.
fALLyl 0
You are definitely insecure if you got embarrassed instead of laughing your ass off with the rest. So, yeah, FYL, I guess.
morgonia 0
#3 I thought exactly the same about the janitor from scrubs!