Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.
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Goddess_Rummy 13
Well now you know they are superficial and not worth your time. You can find better.
SkoomaKi 28
Classic douchebag: Thinking with the dick.
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Comments (88)
Brownie101abc 7
Jokes are always funnier when told by a model
kotah2013 2
Maybe he was just more drunk everythings funnier when ur drunk or he's just an asshole
SoultheWolf 19
If he only cares about somebody because of their body then he isn't good for you. Find someone who will care for you because of who you are. Just because you "flirt" with him doesn't mean he's going to be a good person or even want to date you. He sounds like a complete asshole who doesn't care about women, just what they look like and having sex with them.
eatsleepjb 8
Well, it might have had something do do with the fact that she's...I don't know..a MODEL. When a very attractive person cracks a joke, it's automatically 10 times funnier.
sayhey22 19
That happens to me all the time... :( I don't get why people do it
Althenias 0
sorry to hear that, at least you know theyre not interested now so you can move on
FalconWhitaker 20
Thank heavens you avoided this ass-clarinet, eh, OP?
woeisme134 0
maybe you didn't tell it right:-I
dansco 25
So either you are plain looking or he is shallow... Forget him and move on!
Sam_Jam1229 5
You deserve better! He's a douche. Not worth your time.