Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Goddess_Rummy 13
Well now you know they are superficial and not worth your time. You can find better.
SkoomaKi 28
Classic douchebag: Thinking with the dick.
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Comments (88)
Chris20003 17
Well atlest you know hes not worth your time.
bakerella 29
What a sleaze that guy must be :(
LMAOking123 15
Maybe he wasnt paying attention 2 u…
grumpy94533 11
What a POS
ZombieKitteh 8
That's this world unfortunately. looks count for more than anyone will admit. A beautiful person and an ugly person can do the exact same thing and get drastically different reactions. It's the difference between romantic and creepy. Pisses me off...
fantasyworld 39
He's not worth your time.
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
Double standards
wrenavery90 12
Apparently he's not into you. Life goes on.