Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.
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Goddess_Rummy 13
Well now you know they are superficial and not worth your time. You can find better.
SkoomaKi 28
Classic douchebag: Thinking with the dick.
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TehMonkey 1
I had something similar once...I was with a group of people and I made a joke to one of them (everyone was within hearing distance though) but she just looked at me like I had grown a second head or something and everyone went quiet. Later on I heard her tell the same joke to everyone else (so she had obviously heard) and they laughed for ages and it was like an in-joke for the rest of the day. Needless to say I got the hint and no longer waste any time bothering with them.
Elrey83 2
maybe you are just an ugly psycho stalker bitch and he cant stand you.
noisebox 1
There's a warning right there, or get a new crush or sit on his face and let him guess your weight....
xoconnie 8
Don't you just hate it when people steal your jokes and use them?!?!!!!!!!
momo1972 3
Maybe you messed up the punch line
emotac 2
It's all about your delivery...and cup size
KingCeltic77 18
Story of my life. If I were to do something, it would be weird or unfunny, but if one of the popular kids did it, oh everybody is just ROTFL. I feel for you.
donnie111 12
I know that feeling :/
skullman870 1
First world problems
Calyx_fml 22
He's just not into you. Move on.