By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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Chaith 16

Too much time spent reading Pornhub™ captions.

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Paradoxxxx 16

LOL I don't even think any site would be that bad compared to op

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cakefete2 30

That's when you really put it on her. That way, the next time you say it....

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Nederlander95 14

Brush up a little and try again

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Wizardo 33

If you said lick instead then the outcome may have been different but in other words AHAHAHAH

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riashah 14

Coz it's fml that's why.. I know it's funny and stuff but I just can't help it :p

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heliophobia 13

No offense, OP, but I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. Maybe try something different next go around?

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mangobbler 11

This is that one of a kind situation that is both a fail and a win. This is the type of material professional stand up comediants look for, hands down! xD

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jimmynolan14 2

I'm gonna assume you didn't finish or Even start lmao

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