Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
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SpunkT 0
Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.
collegegirl8 0
YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?
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eeee93757 0
Get the **** over yourselves bitches Girls, you may like to think that every man is trying to rape you or hit on you...but that's not true, you can stop acting like everyone wants you (thats especially true for ugly girls)
arstef90 5
Wow, look at yourself. You should be ashamed... And as for the above conversations: women who wear stuff like miniskirts are not dressing for comfort, so there has to be some social reason motivating them to do it. I wonder what that could be... Also, it makes no sense for you to use that "she was vulnerable" argument. If she really was afraid that the big bad AIDS research fundraising volunteers were going to rape her, she would have shut up and run away as fast as she could, not said "screw you." In my experience, verbally abusing an already potentially violent man will piss him off worse, and he's going to be more violent. She only would have said this to the men if she either didn't think they were a real threat or if she was a complete idiot. I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt and say that the men weren't a physical threat to her. Sorry feminists, you're going to have to find a new charity case; she really was just jumping to conclusions and being a jerk.
arstef90 5
In my experience, verbally attacking a potentially violent man pretty much ensures that he will become violent. She would have only yelled "screw you" to those men if she didn't think they were a physical threat to her or if she was a complete idiot. I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt and say it's the first one. Sorry feminists, you're going to have to find another charity case; she really was just jumping to conclusions and being a jerk.
LadyKaya 0
Wow. Maybe I'm a weirdo, but....I think the girls are wrong on this one. I'm (obviously, look at the sn) female, and I don't dress like a ****, because I don't want the looks. If I'm feeling sexy one day, maybe I'll dress up my hair, do some make up (because wearing makeup to look natural is just bullshit), and even wear sexier clothes. But if you walk around half naked, with your ass hanging out, and breasts bursting, why the hell are you upset when people treat you like a *****? Maybe my parents just taught me better. Don't want the looks? Don't dress like a ****. If I wear a low cut shirt, which I do on rare occasion, and a guy looks, then I feel good, because I was sexy enough to GET a look, as opposed to thinking of how shitty he was for looking at what was put in front of his face. Get the hell over yourselves, and instead of bitching about guys walking in girls' shoes, think about what the guy sees.
eeee93757 0
Get the **** over yourselves bitches Girls, you may like to think that every man is trying to rape you or hit on you...but that's not true, you can stop acting like everyone wants you (thats especially true for ugly girls)
alex_vik 1
#123 - You are awesome. I wish more women were like you.
brianpedro 0
you deserve to get aids
shadow_moses 0
you ******* cvnt bag, i hope you get aids
LysssNysss 1
She doesn't deserve it. "Please consider me," could be taken the wrong way. I probably would've taken it the wrong way at first. But I wouldn't have said, "Screw you." She doesn't deserve to get AIDs. A lot of people can misinterpret things. At least she found out the truth before she really did something she'd regret. It happens a lot, trust me. Something like that happened to my friend. There were Salvation Army people there, and they were saying something like, "Please come to our place later." and my friend thought they meant for her to go home with them. She got so upset and started screaming, before some lady walked up and put money in the Salvation Army basket. Don't get mad at her, it was a mistake.
LysssNysss 1
And why does everyone think she's full of herself? She could just be paranoid. I'm like that. And she probably wasn't paying attention. Stop being so rude to her and actually look at what you're saying to her. I've read a few comments like, "kill yourself." That is hardly worth killing yourself over. Because you mistook a few words for something else. Stop being so judgmental. Just because she thought they were hitting on her doesn't mean she's full of herself. If she was full of herself, thinking people always hit on her, she wouldn't have gotten mad because one guy said that. Think before you start bitching at her.