Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
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Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
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Top comments
bwup 15
Sounds like a.... ... ... ... Shitty situation
Llama_Face89 34
Wave and start a conversation. Gotta make the moment sufficiently awkward.
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Comments (71)
1dvs_bstd 41
Just wait till he enters his stall and then kick it like you're in a police academy.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well I guess you could try to ask someone to close it for you.
hellnosucka 27
time for an awkward dance to the door. Though you should really really shut your door OP.
JAMESA12345 11
I would get off the toilet and slam the door I'm in.
tuffykat 8
dont you have legs to kick the stall door close with...even sitting your leg is longer then your arm..ydi!
gracehi 33
What if the stall door opens outward rather than inward? Consider that, Judgie McJudgepants?
KristaAaronn 25
19 I would just like to say thank you for making my day by calling someone Judgie McJudgepants
Brandi_Faith 34
18, if they have jeans around their legs and ankles than it's really hard to straighten your legs, in which case your arms would be longer and a better option to use.
sgardner10682 4
I work at a department store and it happens all the time unless you use the handicapped stalls.
gracehi 33
"I always feel like someone is watching meeeee" ...poop.
worldclassrager 41
Couldn't you use your foot to close the door?
Ryanc621 9
You could always just stand up for a second and close it
squarecircles 13
Just smile & wave