Health: Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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Saturday 18 August 2012 15:49

That must be some serious painful shit! I closed my legs and I'm a girl!

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Tbh the pain in this fml might actually trump giving birth...

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thehellisthis 12

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:00

I shifted akwardly and winced that sounds so painful

SashaTaras 26

Thursday 10 September 2015 0:24

Sorry that happened OP, But imagine that pain a little higher that happens once every month for a week. Periods. You got some a "man period"lol

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