Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and that we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML
Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
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cndrow 0
Healthy, balanced meals are usually not tasty. So why would this be a surprise to you? My mother is a health-nut and does everything she can to eat organic/healthy things. I eat out at least once a week and love carbs (though I'm not overweight, and neither is she). She's in a degenerative state of health, I am not- and she is only 18 years older than me. "Healthy living" helps some people, doesn't affect others. Everyone's bodies are different.
skine 0
The simplest thing you can do is to learn to use spices. Not only do they have (in general) negligible health effects, but they actually decrease caloric intake and increase water intake. Making spicy foods, especially with the capsaicin found in jalapeños, Tabasco sauce and other hot peppers, will actually increase metabolism, in addition to lowering caloric intake. Invest in kosher salt and black pepper, and use them as a base for rubs for meats (rubs are spice mixtures which are, well, rubbed into the meat before cooking). Kosher salt will help tenderize meats, as well as flavor them, and black pepper just tastes good. Use fresh and ripe vegetables whenever you're serving them raw. Variety. Pretty self-explanatory. Allow some boxed or canned meals, and feel free to play with the recipe. For example, when I cook macaroni and cheese, I generally boil some corn or peas with the pasta, then add a can of tuna in with the cheese and milk. Add some oregano and garlic to Beefaroni. And for F***'s sake, listen to your kids and ask what they like.
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quackquackgopat 0
Americans are obese because of the ignorant comments above: organic food tastes much better than conventionally raised products. Beef is a terrific example, as are any fruit or vegetable take strawberries for instance, it's the difference between a hot dog and filet mignon. Everyone who says healthy food or organic food is gross needs to get out of their cave of ignorance and learn something read a book maybe. A great start is the Omnivore's Dilemma or if reading is too challenging, watch Food Inc or Jaime Oliver's Food Revolution. Please educate yourselves.
xAvaricex 1
#48 i find it funny you try to lecture about people being ignorant whenever you make the stereotypical statement "Americans are obese because of the statements above." Stereotypical attitudes like that is a sign of not only ignorance but also idiocy, but on the bright side if your trying to be annoying and sound like an idiotic you did very well. Congrats
rainergeis 0
Mmmm. Children!
dannguy41 0
Ur cooking sux get ovr it
jtaylor991 6
its probably the extra saltand change from health foods. its not your fault!
emodude44 0
Cook better healthy meals. I know a good recipe for a japanese curry dish
bluejayscheer 7
Healthy doesn't always mean tasteful, but I say keep on cooking 'em! :)
XiaoWu 4
Don't feel bad about it, people's tastebuds developes over time. My cousin who's a chef was devastated when his eight year old son prefered storebrought meatballs before his home-made, and my cousin cooks delicious food.
vocaloidtiger 12
Nutritious isn't always delicious
Joui_fml 11
Sounds like my family.
chicagoIL 4
I'm 14 and I'm fine when my mom cooks healthy stuff. How old are your kids?