Miscellaneous: Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front...

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room, with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. And now it's melting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

Frosty is always watching.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

overreacting much?

Comments

NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:12

Some people are just worth calling the police for

acommonman 23

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:35

stop feeding the troll

Clawsified 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:44

You call the police for no reason? There are many legitimate reasons for a random person to be temporarily in your yard. You're *that* neighbor.

badgercheese94 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:51

Okay I get if you were freaked out about someone in yer back yard, but yer FRONT yard? Jesus, coulda been a kid or something. Friggin' double check!

wazzup206 7

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:51

Frosty came to life and robbed you thats a new one

acommonman 23

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:08

nobody was lying on the street. this was a snowman.

SS 31

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:10

Okay, so just to clarify, you just passed by a window, saw a man in your front yard for a moment, and instantly called the police. Wtf is wrong with you? That alone is a YDI, never mind the snowman.

cutiegirl12326 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:24

Omg xD this made my day haha

yerrkiddingme 2

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:26

the universe is telling you to be more assertive and unafraid. Instead of confronting the man in your yard you went and called the police which backfired.