By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Little does he know, but sperm competition (which occurs in house sparrows or something) happens between sperm of different males, not sperm of the same male. Actually, the sperm of the same male sort of helps each other make it through the egg wall.

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amerikaninfidel 2

So, like if two dudes "spermed"?into the same lady they would have a battle royal of sorts?

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Avoriginies_fml_fml 14

At least he's actually thinking about it though, right?

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kitten82 16

I would reconsider having a baby with him. Sounds like you need to educate him and have a long talk with him.

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padajuan 11

Wait, you mean.. that's not how it works... ?

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Trooth 13

I think it's time to reconsider who the baby daddy is

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hanymandy 6

Your husband doesn't seem to want babies anytime soon

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hillorie 14

I think your husband needs to go to sex Ed class again.

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