By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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notepie 6

Wow you French are a bunch of ******* morons!

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pattayarick 8

If his father had done that, maybe you would of had a smarter husband

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simoncat 11

Honestly- he sounds scared. He's afraid of the commitment of a child.

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lolmigosh 15

Exactly how does that make any sense at all?

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GRubi 17

Whichever sperm won the race in his father was clearly not the brightest.

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skyeyez9 24

I read if you are trying to,conceive, you should have sex every other day. And the average time it takes to conceive is 6 mos.

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sssnaaple 7

Your husband is a foolish one... At least he thinks it will help, showing that he actually want a good child!

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