By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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kiroarous 9

He increases the sperm count if he doesn't "unload" for a week. After that its pointless

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Timfromcg 4

Did you ever think maybe he just doesn't want a kid?

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Gpro67 9

Either get a vibrator or a ***** for now

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corylock 7

Dumb dumb dumb. She's giving you all the sex you can get. Better get while you can because she WILL take it away!

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mbuck87 19

Your husband is retarded or cheating. Sorry OP

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zonkeymaker 14

He has a point, though, through natural selection only the strongest will survive, strongest healthiest sperm will get there first, also it's like a 5-a school compared to a 1-a school, the more sperm count, the more chance of there being higher quality :b

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