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LaFrancesa Chihuahua, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy

Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on the beach, if he’d taken any protection with him. He pulled out a box of condoms, beaming with pride. I was talking about suntan lotion. FML

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You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

sylvienoir 18

Well, you asked.

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Well that's better than him pulling out a baby now isn't it?

suntan lotion? Prff.. sun screen lotion!

Well at least he practises safe sex. As a parent you should be glad he does that.

You deserved it for not knowing what nearly everyone assumes when you say "protection."

haha thats awesome! i can see myself doing this ?

Why was that a question?

PePziNL 20

I don't know?

well at least he was ready for something

hey he's comfortable enough with you to show you. you guys must have a good relationship

Did you let him go? hahaha

lol your life doesn't suck. he's 19 are you really surprised that he's sexually active? I clicked ydi because I thought you were asking the same thing before I finished the post. lol

To be honest, you SHOULD be proud. But mention Lotion. But pat him on the head for remembering condoms.