By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexico - Chihuahua

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Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on the beach, if he’d taken any protection with him. He pulled out a box of condoms, beaming with pride. I was talking about suntan lotion. FML
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NeatNit 32

You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I'm from Chihuahua. I'm curious as to what beach he was going to, because he was definitely going out of state.

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DanielleinDC 33

It's hardly overprotective to want your kid to have sunblock when he's going to the beach. But hey, at least he practices safe sex. Next time you'll just have to specify what sort of protection you mean.

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ILoveDecim 13

Well to be fair, at least he is having safe sex. Next time though instead of saying protection say sunscreen.

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jaydoo 6

He was planning on some heavy duty ******* if he took a whole box. Must be a well-hung stud.

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