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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML

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By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By inpain - 17/03/2016 04:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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By tyler_powellROTC - 15/12/2016 03:43 - United States - Irving

Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By zwillywilly - 10/08/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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octeight 15

Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:14

Guess you could say that you broke the record

ComoEsJuan 24

Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:14

Tough break, OP

Comments

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Wednesday 5 November 2014 14:43

How does one score punching a punching bag? I'm not sure how you scored the best in school...

ArmyEmma 10

Wednesday 5 November 2014 17:32

Don't join the Army then

Matttis 7

Wednesday 5 November 2014 19:07

Destroying the enemy at all cost, that's the spirit!

yerrkiddingme 2

Wednesday 5 November 2014 20:44

That's worth it.

mkbeamer 2

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:04

you are gonna need those medical records to enlist

TheDesertFox42 6

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:33

It was a boxers fracture. I came out ok though. I'm not a girl by the way for those who are saying she

TheDesertFox42 6

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:36

Oh and also I didn't break it hitting the bag itself. I hit it and the bag recoiled back up into the machine and I hit the metal panel behind it.

ligerzero459 24

Thursday 6 November 2014 11:18

I guess you couldn't catch a break

KingOfTheLosers 7

Saturday 8 November 2014 1:59

good punch! wtg!!

mindsurge 2

Sunday 16 November 2014 18:30

Yep...you're perfect Army material.

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