Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
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Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 33
The irony is now you need a wheelchair, its a vicious cycle.
thatdangmexican 18
Old people can be cruel sometimes.
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Comments (53)
zandalee 19
It's weird how there are so many evil old people on FML lately... All of the old people I know who live around me are ridiculously normal and nice. I feel cheated.
QQmore_fml 18
Maybe she was riding dirty?
jsp16 24
Did you tip her over ?
RoboCunnilingus 23
That's clearly a hit and run.
TheDrifter 23
Terrible idea. Between the bright red lipstick and drool stains on his shoes and the extra wrinkly grand canyon cleavage view I'm thinking her apology might actually make OP feel worse.
cosicosei 22
How did a wheelchair manage to leave your toes in ruins? I'm guessing you had flip flops on or something?
SonOfAMitch 14
#18 The images, THE IMAGES!
buddy51 23
Come on, OP, jobs are hard to find if you're old. Clearly she's a rainmaker for the company that sold her the wheelchair she crushed your foot with. What's an evil old lady to do to earn some extra cash?? YDI for not being more nimble!!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Take that you whipper snapper!
perdix 29
You ought to call an ambulance! Or better yet . . . *lowers sunglasses* a toe truck.