Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
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Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 33
The irony is now you need a wheelchair, its a vicious cycle.
thatdangmexican 18
Old people can be cruel sometimes.
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Comments (53)
boomer1986 8
should have punched her
outoftown 26
Damn, OP, how slow are your reflexes? Hope your toes feel better soon.
Joseph9 4
You then should have laughed as you kicked her wheel not making her move, than laugh at her.
Joseph9 4
You then should have laughed as you kicked her wheel not making her move, than laugh at her.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Old people on this site, I swear to god....
charrmaander 10
Gotta admit I giggled when I read this...
jmacfan1 16
Why did I think of Honey Boo Boo and June's forklift foot when I read that?
ohnobitch 8
Just because you're old/disabled doesnt mean you have the right to be an asshole
graceinsheepwear 33
And I'd do it again! Mahahaha!
graceinsheepwear 33
I'm a steamroller baby; I'm bound to roll all over you... The first three callers who can ID this lyric win a churnin' urn of burnin' funk. Lines are open.