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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 2:26

Look's like he scared you pissless.

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I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

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lalalara 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:34

i bet u were pissed off.

jadane_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:27

did it piss you off?

darknova131 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:56

wow my BFTFFB just watched that with her boyfriend last night lol :P

oakland43 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:39

LMFAO!!!!

IcanOnlyDream 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:05

that was a good movie JS c:

nikki0627 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:16

its hard to stop laughing after imagining the picture this painted in my head xD

koolaidsweetie 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:53

insidious. isn't. scary.

SamanthaTorre13 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:06

HAHA.

kathryn_21 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:03

Hope you made him clean up the floor.

marlene_perry 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:30

i just watched that movie! im kinda afraid to go to sleep now...

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