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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Boo!

By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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Peaky Bladders

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 2:26

Look's like he scared you pissless.

KattAlex 4

Friday 22 July 2011 2:27

I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

Comments

Fierycorn 9

Friday 22 July 2011 17:47

hah lol dats funny

Daniibabyy 8

Friday 22 July 2011 18:26

Lmao. Well...atleast you wernt doin something else!

kingeorge101 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:28

that movie sucked I woulda peed on him

gigi03 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:34

Your bf must be happy to clean your pee.

wheel4deal 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:40

who's gotta clean that up?

redtear 2

Friday 22 July 2011 19:09

Sorry to piss on everyone's parade, but if she was truly terrified she would not have been able to continue peeing for more than a second or two. Basic human physiology.

mshoes12346 3

Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

ahh.. i saw that last night.. sorta... lol i was hiding in the corner ready to die i could barely breathe bc i was screaming and so terrified... fyl sorry op :|

wolfhouse7 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:23

Hahahaha! That is awesome!

Abbila 8

Friday 22 July 2011 21:09

Haha, I watched Insidious last night

WTFitsBob 4

Friday 22 July 2011 21:11

I saw this movie in class,I like the part where the mother sees through the window and sees that the demon is dancing to the song playing :D pretty weird shit though :)