Miscellaneous: Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig...

By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By of course - 20/04/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. needing a drink. Not only did my cat wake everyone up when I tripped over him, but I also spilled a whole gallon of milk on myself. FML

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By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

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By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 2:51

Who drinks from the carton that's just disgusting.

Bluekaren16 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 2:51

A carton of milk isn't that heavy.

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Warden1986 16

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:06

" I pick things up, and put them down." Thats what you should of said to your dad... Then maybe he would of understood....or not

deloria_fml 22

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:20

People who drink straight from the milk carton are disgusting and inconsiderate. Total YDI.

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 4 August 2012 10:38

The **** did I just read?

TheBedMonster 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 10:40

Well one I drink from the carton cause then my mom won't touch my juice and two don't feel bad or embarrass OP I always dump some sort of drink on me

sophie22_fml 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 21:52

Well good job! Now you drink your juice that is probably fermented with your saliva, that's disgusting.

Dricha19 4

Saturday 4 August 2012 11:03

Haha sounds like when I spilt cream colored paint down the front of me before...

tne201992 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 11:31

Oh stfu to the people who are complaining about him drinking the milk from the carton!! I bet a lot of you have..

sleet7 4

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:03

Underestimated

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:15

You are truly an idiot!

TheGreasyHobo 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:49

Gigitty

larouche362 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:47

Haha my dad would be wtf! Clean up this mess or your grounded.

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