I've also had a situation like that. Only one of my gfs friends tried to tell her I was at the bar hitting on her. When in reality I was with my girl that whole night. P.S. The friend is kind of the slutty one of the group. (just saying)

Yes, to rub salt in someones wounds is a common saying...it means to make a bad situation worse... Seriously? How have you got a single positive vote...

That is a figure of speech, put salt on an open cut and you will see where the saying came from.

Okay. Where do i start... You should never join the Marines you seem trigger happy and should not be given a weapon to hurt anyone. Also saying, you don't know what to say, seems like the smartest thing i've ever seen you say so far. Stick with the gun range buddy...

Huh, okay. I have multiple issues to discuss. One, is please stop looking at people's profile, just to diss them. It's rather pathetic. Secondly, I want to join the USMC to be a helicopter pilot. Hence the helicopter profile photo. I thought you could figure that out on your own. I'm not going to just take a M4A1 and shoot out the window. I'm not stupid, unlike you, who has run on sentences and bad grammar. And also can't take a hint.

I gave you a thumbs up...but it kind of was just to make myself feel better about the thumbs down I got for stating the same opinion...

It really isn't either of their faults. I had a boyfriend who seemed sweet and always treated me well when we together, but when we weren't he'd apparently turn into a massive douche bag and sleep with anything that moved. I found out when he tried to hook up with my best friends sister, not realizing that I knew her and that she knew who he was.

I like how you speak your mind Doc.

71 - I want to thumb you down for your second comment because while I don't have one night stands, I also think people who respect themselves can still have one night stands. On the other hand, I want to thumb you up because your fourth comment made me laugh :)

Not that you re not insensitive, you're a plain dumbass. You live in the world of ****** and can you really blame a girl that has been cheated on and doesn't know it? What's next, you're going to justify cheating and claim innocent people deserved that because they are stupid based on fact that they've been cheated on? Go back to your virgin island. And what's up with tard fml users that thumb up every halfwit comment that claims it will get thumbed down? Some kind of reverse psychology shit or just a rebel teenagers that thumb up most retarded comments there are

iGrassYourSister - Go back...to my what? My virgin island. Are you trying to imply that I'm a virgin or something? Hahaha! That's hilarious! I'll have to tell Mrs. Bastard about that. She'll get a kick out of that. As for the thumbs up, I guess there are more sensible people here who agree with what I said than I expected. There's only one half-wit on this thread, friend, and it isn't I.

It isn't *me*. Pronoun acting as a direct object. Leave a little moral high ground for others next time. Or maybe you feel that everyone who isn't married and uses birth control is a ****? See Rush Limbaugh, SanctemoniousBastard...

1crabbygirl - You made two fatal errors. A) I never said anyone was a ****. Those are YOUR words. I can speak very ******* well for myself without you putting words in my mouth. B) The correct grammar is "It isn't I" whether you choose to believe it or not. When you use a pronoun after a linking verb like "is", you use the subjective case. I absolutely LOVE when someone tries to correct grammar and fails spectacularly.

I thumbed up Doc just because it seems to piss off iGrassYourSister.

Haha I love number 2.

^In respect to 71's comment.

DocBastard is a super douche bag :)

ffs you're even worse than I thought. But the way you avoided my main point and focused on one remark just indicated I was right, hard to admit it huh? Won't let your silly bubble burst and actually believe that sensible people thumb up your posts? Keep dreaming, all you have is horde of rebel teenagers who thinks they have a sense of humor, perhaps some hipsters and bunch of tards like you. I guess it's some kind of cult here on fml, saw some of your sheeps on other fmls too. all half-wits, but as long as you stick together, thumb up your each other comments and thumb up other's, I guess you can keep living a dream.