Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
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Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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mccoole727 13
You should tell her, though it may break her heart, she deserves to know.
madhouse1212 2
That's so wrong sorry
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Comments (186)
AClassActx3 7
I agree ! Tell her
FML_14u2c 14
Talk about a "small world..."
Tempest559 12
Now you both have that mystery rash, talk about a bonding experience!
perdix 29
Ask your friend how she feels about polyamory. With the right answer, you can maintain your friendship and have occasional rolls in the hay with a douchebag. Winning!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
She's been dating him for three months and she's in "love " with him? Yeah, OK. Your best friend sounds like an immature dumbass and you're just as much of a immature dumbass for having a one night stand with a random person. I guess birds of a feather truly do flock together.
mrsVoltzie57 12
I knew i loved my now husband after we had only been dating 3 months. We were together 3.5 years before we got married. Its not always crazy to know you love someone early on...i will admit too many people are like zomg i like love him! But that is another story...
kprando25 8
59: What does your story have to do with this thread?
drawfromthewell 6
... Her story directly relates to and refutes the insinuation that if you love someone after three months, you're an 'immature dumbass'. Not that hard to get.
pinkalicious224 7
The irony.
CharliesCool2084 8
I hope you told her.
Calyx_fml 21
Perhaps it's an open relationship.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Open generally does not mean "I can stick my dick in anyone at anytime I please with no regard to my partner's feelings and without telling her" (or vis versa)
hqbrat 8
Friends with benefits maybe... Idk seems like it to me
ceegee415 5
Ouch